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Hi can I get 500 shares of AMC, a coke, and some fries? Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Hi can I get 500 shares of AMC, a coke, and some fries? Sir, this is a Wendy's.

CarolsLove

Okay I'll just have the 500 shares of AMC then.


NutBagPunch

Sorry we’re all out of shares, would you like some artificial ones instead?


bubblesqueezer

No you may not. You are an ape so you can buy the real ones and sell them later to hedgefucks at insane prices.


glee-money

" ... Come on down Hedgies!¡! We've got Shares from $800,000 to $2,000,000!! Won't last long 💥 Sunday Sunday Sunday,......and Saturday .


bubblesqueezer

Each day they wait we add another 250k to the pricetag :)


trash012345678910

Sir your total is $350,000,000.