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I plead the fifth

I plead the fifth

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crimsaniac

Reddit’s video player works half as hard as I do


SrGrafo

[**Editado**](https://i.imgur.com/1914SPw.png)


Matterhorn56

crimsaniac -> crimsaniac**o**


ilikecadbury

This dudes karma...


WrinklyScroteSack

He is a national treasure and we will continue to reward him as long as he continues to so accurately depict us.


tylerbrainerd

Remember when he needed like $200 monthly to straight up change his life? And now he's some kind of merchandising genius on Reddit. Edit- to be clear, there is zero sarcasm here, I actually think it's incredible and worth celebrating that someone is able to make a living off of reddit comics alone, especially when he felt bad asking for so little to begin with.


WrinklyScroteSack

I do not remember that. But I am happy for him.


MyOtherAltAccount69

Yes, exactly this


Zealousideal-Fox619

What??? That's real facts???


tylerbrainerd

>The main goal of this patreon is to quit my job and be able to draw all day, if I get around 200$ a month I can do that (I dont spend much and live in a place where is not that expensive), while this goal is far, hope to little by little get closer, in any case you can have access to all the content here for just 1 dollar, thank you for passing by! Last I heard, he was making enough from patreon alone to basically completely change his life and this is his full time thing now.


MyOtherAltAccount69

This is happy


keplar

https://www.patreon.com/SrGrafo


TacticalSpackle

You haven’t been a redditor for long, have you? /u/SrGrafo is a fucking treasure and for good reason.


FUBARded

0 ÷ 2 = 0 Checks out.


Lopoi

There is a video player? I thought that was an attempt at powerpoint


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/uOCandK.png)


DuGalle

Yo, why is this one "EDIT" while the other ones are "Editado"? Did an adm make this one?


AsASloth

Porque es más importante


GimmeYaMoney

¿Por qué no los dos?


ant13co

Because he didn't speak spanish in this one


blackgandalff

because it’s in english


Crotch_Football

It is a "press back, not worth the trouble" notice


Pyrochazm

Oh so it's not just me.


essidus

My favorite part is when it drops the quality partway through for absolutely no good reason, so even a 15 second gif is a pixel mess.


Msprg

**MY** *favourite*, is sudden infinite buffering, In the middle of the video. After the quality drop to 10x10 pixels of course...


booklovinggal19

**My** favorite is when the ad videos work perfectly but none of the others even load


Partially_Deaf

My favorite is how they intentionally disabled standard features like inline video playing when you paste a link into somewhere like discord or facebook specifically to maximize traffic to reddit, attempting to use users as brute force advertisement to new people.


RedditLightmode

My favorite part is when the video works perfectly except for the most important part, then it stops and continues, skipping the most important part every single time no exceptions


StuckWithThisOne

My favourite part is when the video plays perfectly while displaying a message that says “unable to load video”.


The_Buko

My favorite part is when it doesn’t play videos at all, unless I’m on WiFi or am willing to wait 10 minutes.


packmasterswan5

My favorite part is how you get to watch the first second of the video three or four times over as it keeps restarting.


Boomerang_Guy

Or when the video is over and its litteraly inpossiblento watch it again or rewind a second because it froze at the end


nutxaq

Or when it always manages to freeze right at the exact moment you were watching for in the first place.


Jrook

Or when the comments are about funny audio but there was no audio so you refresh it and there's no audio again but on the third time there's audio and then only loads one second


postandchill

Or when you have to click on v_reddit or gyfcat to hear the audio on mobile. Which takes you to another screen


QueenOfLaurels

you guys get anything other than a blank black box??


No_ThisIs_Patrick

What I'm gathering here is that y'all actually get it to load anything at all and I think that's beautiful 🥲


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aphd

No love for the insanely high volume all the time?


rainbowkitten0528

This comic is actually a video.


jce_superbeast

I'm certain that I'm not the only one who had to go back and check.


Ktaldoxx

He got us good, I have to say. Good laugh


Hamish_french

Well played my friend, well played...


dobbelE

You're a tourist? Seen any nice tourist attractions you would recommend?


SrGrafo

[**Editado**](https://i.imgur.com/UFAklli.png)


dobbelE

[Thanks for the recommendations, was very nice places](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/775060911781183498/851560268819202048/tourist.gif)


Mazon_Del

I was expecting the rats to cross in the background for the park too, hah!


TicTacGone

Here for everyone speaking Spanish in the comments.


SrGrafo

[**Editado**](https://i.imgur.com/uN9jxl8.png)


RalseiDafluffyboy

That's an unspoken rule of Reddit: For exemple, just mentioning german people will ***fucking summon half of the German population of Reddit in your post***


TheeExoGenesauce

Wtf did you do


skulblaka

Opened the floodgates


chuckl_s

Spectacular phrasing


darukhnarn

Nur die Hälfte?


German_Irish_chicken

Brot und Wasser?


FemboyJosieLee

I, too, use Duolingo for German


Aaaandiiii

Ich bin eine Frau.


Gewurah

Und ich trage keine Schuhe


cyberlogika

Ich bin ein Berliner! *Did he just say he's a donut?*


OswaldCoffeepot

Meine Mutter managt die Tankstelle!


German_Irish_chicken

Lol Edit: how do I get 100+ upvotes for an Lol?


chrrmin

Your username sounds like a delicous menu item at a strange resteraunt 50km from any town


German_Irish_chicken

My username can be interpreted in many different ways. But tbh you aren’t wrong..


parttyli

bier und brot


EffdaPlaya

Volkswagen kartoffen schnell?


slowstone42

Auchtung das curve?


Cysir

Sprechen sie deutsch?


DarknessHeartz

The same goes for Dutch. Watch this: 🇳🇱


May_May69

Zou het werken denk je?


ItxWasxLikexBOEM

Ik denk het niet, Nederlanders doen niet aan burgerlijke gehoorzaamheid, wij komen alleen op dagen als het specifiek afgeraden is. Of om te klagen over het weer, veel te warm al deze zomer.


NLplays

G E K O L O N I S E E R D FRIKANDEL VAN DE APPIE IS ECHT EEN STRIJDEN HOOR JE DAT PAPA RUTTE


JustAnotherMiqote

As someone who doesn't speak Dutch, I can only read these comments loud and aggressively.


iIenzo

As someone who does speak Dutch, it’s not very aggressive, but certainly very loud. And orange.


CenturyStorm

Z E G M A K K E R


MrSuperSander

J E B E N T A L G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Zandouc

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Kryten_2X4B-523P

How the fuc...


LeoLegitTV

The same doesn't go for Danish... 🇩🇰


MrFace1

Mostly because the Danes don't even know Danish


m_domino

Danish isn’t even a real language.


JCraze26

It's a pastry.


Bhoedda

Sssst. Ik probeer te slapen.


Slimey_Lime

Letterlijk niemand reageerde, zelf ik ben Belg dus het telt niet eens mee


rhellik

Das stimmt gar nicht, es gibt bestimmt viel mehr von uns.


Sauce_Science_Guy

Hat jemand von einmar...hm hm einen Auftritt im Kommentar Bereich machen gesprochen.


Liquid_Snow_

Hat mich jemand gerufen? Ich könnte schwören mich hat jemand gerufen.


TRex1991

Meine Portion Sauerkraut ist schon bereit... Ich warte! 😁


Farnsen

Sie haben geläutet?


vier-zwo

Bitte, Danke, gern geschehen!


Not_Michelle_Obama_

Ich habe ein katze in mein hose!


elMurpherino

Ich bin eine Katze!


PrettyDecentSort

Nein, nein, ich bin keine Katze.


SnooEpiphanies3075

Ich bin eine Hose😳


jbergizer

ಠ_ಠ


PMXtreme

Das ist gar nicht so angenehm


danque

hat jemand Deutsche gesagt?


GermanXPeace

Um es mit Obi-Wan Kenobis Worten in der deutschen Synchro zu sagen: Hallo, wie geht's denn so?


hoaxlayer

Ich mach schnitzel mit kartoffeln, bitte.


ClydeinLimbo

Hast du nicht mehr alle Tassen in Schrank


salzst4nge

EIN VOLK EINE NATION EINE KOMMENTARSEKTION


Arkq214

ich bin kein Deutscher, aber ich werde mich trotzdem dieser Gruppe anschließen.


AndreLeo

Was? Stimmt doch garnicht, weit über die Hälfte!


Eliqui

Ach auch ein paar deutsche hier. Was ein Zufall


not-my-account1

Sie haben nach mir gerufen?


TicTacGone

As someone else pointed out [there's the time everyone commented in Spanish on AskReddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/c0udtca) so it's just bound to happen now. UHH I MEAN... Hola! No yo hablo español. Un poco. Para hablo ingles. Me necesitas?


meighty9

Careful, even the admins [speak Spanish](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/c0udtca)


Hellocrafting

Mann kann auf die gleiche Weise Deutsche beschwören SrGrafo


RaulsterMaster

You underestimate the amount of bilingualism on Reddit.


skpicky

There's the old joke about "People who speak three languages are trilingual, people who speak two languages are bilingual, and people who speak one language are American." As an American, I am fluent in only one language, but I am trying to learn Spanish.


BTL0069

I'm fluent in English and north Arkansas red neck. I'm practically bilingual lol


InsertCoinForCredit

"I only know two languages, English and Bad English."


ElectricFix

Yo entiendo.


Zolo49

... *pantalones...* ...


CountHonorius

No mas pantalones!


triciann

Donde es la biblioteca?


tamales-oaxaquenos

Me llamo t-bone la araña discoteca


BigUptokes

[*Classic*](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/).


TechnicalChaos

The video player is amazing! It plays videos, I can pause, skip, mute. It plays the video when I press play. What's your problem? Oh shit wait. I use a 3rd party app. Nvm...


BimphyRedixler

`Rif is fun for Reddit` has a great video player


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BimphyRedixler

Yeah but I think there were legal issues


El_Frijol

Agreed. No problems here.


Ashesandends

Also has a very bare bones layout without fancy colors. I've tried all the popular reddit apps but always come back to reddit if fun.


El_Frijol

Yeah, I love the layout. The dark mode is also great.


NRMusicProject

I wish it would integrate something for the Reddit image gallery. I don't know how it is for other people, but desktop Reddit's gallery is awful, and RIF brings up the browser for the gallery.


angelotadeucci

teach us


Azertygod

slide babeee (or Apollo both work well)


toomuchtodotoday

Apollo is the One True Reddit App. If Reddit breaks Apollo, they can eat ass, I’m keeping Apollo in the divorce.


mrchingchongwingtong

For Android users I recommend sync


Foxboy73

This. I really only browse on Apollo and so I have no clue what this grip about the media player is about.


PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA

Relay gang checking in. Play store link : [Relay for reddit](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=free.reddit.news&referrer=utm_source%3DrelayFree%26utm_medium%3Dcomment%26utm_term%3Dorganic) Promo Video : [Relay](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2sTb4GzEz4) Not a shill, I just like the ~~stonk~~ app.


wingmasterjon

Been using Sync and RES for years and when I tried the reddit app and default homepage recently, my only thought is... How the fuck do people enjoy reddit as a stock experience? It's terrible. Tried forcing myself to like it for a week and just couldn't get over how inefficient it all is.


32BitWhore

The new design is absolutely horrible. I guess newer users don't know any better, but it makes no sense to me. Also, young punks, get off my lawn.


jpkiller98

Nao ha problema eu consigo hablar bad spanish


SrGrafo

[**Editado**](https://i.imgur.com/GYjkasK.png)


Butoof

I know one more: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk fdp I think it means have a nice day or something like that


Lopoi

Huehue, você chamou os brasileiros?


Caccito

Eu nunca pensei que o Lopoi era BR...


portuguese_tortuga

Assim mesmo é que é caralho multilanguage in the streets in the night's


Wobble_owo

the worst thing is when i see a interesting video while scrolling and click on it because its to small, just to refuse to play after that


Plotlo1019

Help, I think Reddit is stuck in Spanish for me, how do I fix this?!


yParticle

[Apparently a common problem.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/)


RUSHALISK

this is peak reddit


EmTeeEl

Yes, before Obama made his AMA and then it became just too mainstream. It was already becoming mainstream obviously since Obama was doing an AMA. But it went just crazy overnight from "just" a huge geek community, to just litteraly anyone and on every news outlet. He tweeted about his about to start AMA, and Reddit was never the same after that. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September


BaddleAcks

I think you may have a point. I remember there was a tidal wave of traffic afterwards.


hungytoaster

Is the thing on NoStupid Questions where everyone replied in Spanish? Edit: Of course it is


Psychedelic_Cheese

Why did I not know of this until now. That thread is absolutely gold


oakydoke

Thankfully not NoStupidQuestions. It’s AskReddit, ie OnlyStupidQuestions


WeekndNachos

¿Esto fue hace 10 años? Jesucristo soy viejo


RalseiDafluffyboy

Delete the app, or if you're on PC, delete your account, and never go back to Reddit


dobbelE

Alternatively you could try to learn Spani- Yes, seems like deleting is the only option.


Interestingandunique

You don’t like having spf instead of fps?


Leipurinen

My spf is the fact I never go outside. I wanna watch videos, dag nabbit!


dallasadams

Seconds per frame not sunscreen


dstayton

*Cocks shotgun* What’s wrong with it Grafo?? Also for non Spanish speakers: >!excuse me I do not speak English, I'm a tourist, sory!<


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/t9a31ZQ.png)


bitemark01

What makes a man turn neutral?


kylejacobson84

If I don't survive, tell my wife, hello


DuGalle

Lust for gold?


PresidentRex

Power?


RhynoD

Or is he just born with a heart full of neutrality?


dstayton

I don’t trust you.... ( ̄\^ ̄)


mr_bgi

Authors of that abomination shall be tickled for all eternity in parallel simulations


RalseiDafluffyboy

Please enlighten us Grafo, what is wrong with it? Por favor, cuéntanos tu opinión sobre et tema


SrGrafo

[**Editado**](https://i.imgur.com/7EHIv2t.png)


RalseiDafluffyboy

Puedo hablar español también


SrGrafo

[**Editado**](https://i.imgur.com/T7dGIMi.png)


RalseiDafluffyboy

[editado](http://imgur.com/a/arKyMSs)


Selfried

Was? Das kann nicht sein. Wo sollen hier denn Deutsche herkommen? Gibt es die in freier Wildbahn überhaupt? Falschnachrichten! Lügenpresse!


Hellocrafting

Mein Kamerad ich versuche schon seit zwei Minuten Deutsche zu finden wo sind sie nur hingegangen?


Selfried

Hier sind bestimmt keine. \*guckt unter den Teppich\* Nur Sauerkraut.


Tawiligie

und Schnitzel.


Yolo_Rul35

Afirmo y confirmo


dobbelE

So what other languages or people do you know about? Asking for no reason at all


RalseiDafluffyboy

I speak English as well as I speak French,(French being my mother tongue) and I do know the basics of Spanish.... But nothing much... And then I know like 2 words in german that could put me in jail


Someonenoone7

The two H's ? (Die zwei H's ?)


RalseiDafluffyboy

*yeaaaaahhhh....*


Lasdary

This was the argentinianest thing i've seen in a while


darthyoshiboy

Besides the terrible client side muxing, the horrible compression, the fact that it almost never hits full resolution even on the widest of fat internet pipes, and its constant need to buffer even if you force it to the lowest resolution video it has on offer while Twitch, YouTube, Vimeo, and Plex can all push content without issue? Not a thing. Honestly, only Twitter has a worse video player. I die a little any time someone puts an awesome video exclusively on v.reddit rather than spending 3 extra seconds to put it on Vimeo or YouTube where it would look worlds better and utilize a CDN that understands how to traffic video instead of whatever pile of warmed over garbage is underpinning v.reddit content delivery.


RalseiDafluffyboy

Thank you for your time, now I understand why.


darthyoshiboy

You're very welcome. I work at a company that does online video content delivery and the Reddit video player honestly burns me up in that anything that bad can exist on the modern internet. It's a travesty.


ctothel

Not to mention it still pauses the video when you decide to go full screen and rotate your phone.


Lopoi

Its ugly


vaarikass

[you don't speak english huh](https://imgur.com/vNmPzJf)


SrGrafo

[**Editado**](https://i.imgur.com/OVyvvTp.png)


RaulsterMaster

I thought you were a native Spanish speaker?


Zeivira

De hecho sí, es Argentino!


vizot

You mean the power point player that crashes all the time.


goSciuPlayer

I don- ​ \-t kno- ​ ​ ​ \-w what is y- ​ \-our prob-


Lasdary

what's wrong with it? it lags. and when you go into the post it autoplays, even if you've just paused it on the previous screen. and then you go to pause it again but it was only loading and it paused by itself, but of course that means it's gotta play again. and with audio, of course. unless you scroll a bit. so nothing wrong with it really.


lankist

It's a sign of corporate bullshit that companies continue to attempt constant bullshit "improvements" nobody asked for. That's because a new person was hired, who must make their presence worthy by making their mark on the company. It's why your Reddits and Youtubes seem to change for no real reason every 5-7 years. Nobody asked for it, but a new boss took over and if there isn't some modicum of "improvement" then someone might ask why we need the bosses in the first place. Same goes across the entire corporate world. As a vereran of corporate bullshit for more than 20 years, I've seen the cycle repeat enough times to call it a rule. New bosses can't help but fix what isn't broken. If it isn't broken, then there'd be no need for a new boss. As time passes, there MUST be a need for a new boss, so changes are made to justify the existence of a new boss.


PDXBlueDogWizard

Reddit has a video player?


miauguau44

It's more of a sequential picture slideshow with occasional random sounds.


profmonocle

> sequential picture slideshow Woah woah woah, it actually manages to get past the first frame for you?


jrodp1

[I plead the fif](https://youtu.be/ERm_WNxGs1U)


jgjhjj

I am pretty sure the software developer who wrote this bad joke of a player is currently being indicted in The Hague for crimes against humanity.


009duncan

Watching YouTube vids in high quality. Come to Reddit and it's like I'm on a dial up connection


Elevenst

Works just as great as the search option. Top notch stuff, they are.