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A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to say one thing... they keep saying 'Hi, we’re hot... do you want to *fuck us*?'"

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A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

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That's a little funny

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The dog is smort

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A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you."

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I wish I was as wise as this guy

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A smol, delicate danger noodle.

I wish I was as wise as this guy

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He fears nothing but obi

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Unexpected Michael Jackson

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A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The cashier says: “you must be single”

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How much knowledge can one book have?

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Unexpected Michael Jackson

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What can I say? I’m introverted

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The secret ingredient is beer

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The secret ingredient is beer

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What useless thing do you excel at?

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

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Answer the dog

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They were demon spawn

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Fine, we’ll call it a draw

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He stole Sam’s line

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They’re for everyone

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Do people read these?

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A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he can lick his eyeball

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Wise words he speaks

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